Good Jokes

Joke: Knock!Knock! no one is in... no one is in who...wait...aren't you suppose to say that... :I

Joke: Knock!Knock! who's there Arch Arch Who EXCUSE ME!!

Joke: What did the sushi say to the bee?

Joke: Three foreign guys came to america, and they knew no english. the first guy liked watching dora, and learned the phrase: "we did it!" the second guy liked going to restarantus, so he learned the phrase: "forks and knives". finally they all went to a candy store and the third guy learned:"he stole my lollipop". click on show punchline to see what happens.

Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?