Good Jokes

Joke: An old man lies on his deathbed as he holds his wife's hand, "Dear, these are my last moments. Please be honest with me. Our 5th boy, Donald, looks very different from all of the others. He has a different dad from the others, doesn't he."

Weeping, his wife cries out, "Yes! I'm sorry sorry!"

The man replies, "Who? Who is the father?"

The wife looks back at him deeply and says, "It's you..."

Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.

Joke: What do statisticians kill people with?

Joke: What is a Jawa's favorite alcoholic drink?

Joke: What two words can open doors for you for the rest of your life?