Good Jokes

Joke: Did you know that everybody has a photographic memory?

Joke: A kid asks his dad, "What does gay mean?"

His dad replies, "It means happy."

The kid asks, "Are you gay dad?"

The father replies, "No, son. I'm married."

Joke: Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yell to her, "Hey lady, can you move that wire off of the sidewalk for us!"

She picks it up and moves it from the sidewalk. The second electrician says, "I told you it wasn't live."

Joke: A man who had spent his entire life working at a movie theater died recently. His funeral will be at 2:20, 4:15, 6:50 and 8:10.

Joke: What do you get when a pirate drops a anchor on his foot