Good Jokes

Joke: One blonde asks another while driving, "Is my blinker working?"

The other replies, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?

Joke: What food has been found to cause years of suffering and depression in men?

Joke: What has four wheels and flies?

Joke: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.