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Joke: Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls?


Punch line: Because they couldn't spell their names!


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Joke: Can I have a hair-cut, please?


Punch line: Certainly, which one!?


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Nascar


Punch line: As in "My uncle Pete sure has a Nascar." **(nice car)


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Cauterize


Punch line: As in "I knew Billie Sue wud marry me the moment I cauterize". **(caught her eyes)


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Joke: A boss finds one of his blonde employees crying in her cubicle. He asks her what's wrong and she tells him, "My mom died!"

He tells her, "I'm sorry, you should take the rest of the day off to be with your family."

The blonde replies, "But that's not even the worse thing that happened... My sister just called, and her mom died too!"


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