Salon joke

Joke: Can I have a hair-cut, please?

Joke: How did the man get a job managing a sink hole?

Joke: Why did the lemon disown his daughter?

Joke: What's the best part of the new big rig movie?

Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.

Joke: 2 guys walk on to a bar.One guy says duck. The other guy hit the bar.