7 ratings
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Joke: What's wrong with unemployment jokes?
7 ratings
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Joke: A kid asks his dad, "What does gay mean?"
His dad replies, "It means happy."
The kid asks, "Are you gay dad?"
The father replies, "No, son. I'm married."
21 ratings
6 saves
Joke: An elderly man thinks his wife is losing her hearing so he calls their doctor. The doctor tells him "We need to figure out how bad her hearing is. Using a normal tone, talk to her at various distances until she can hear you."
That night the man decides to try this. He estimates he is sitting about 30 feet from his wife and asks her, "What's for dinner?"
He hears nothing so he moves a little closer; about 20 feet away. He asks her again, "What's for dinner?" Still nothing.
Finally, he gets right next to her and asks, "What's for dinner?"
She finally hears him and responds "For the third time, chicken!"
13 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A kid is at his interview for a job at a burger joint and is asked "What do you expect to get paid hourly?"
The young man replies "I was thinking about $20 an hour."
The interviewer replies "Okay, we can do that. You can also have one month paid vacation, dental, and medical."
The boy gets excited "Are you joking?!"
The interviewer replies "Yeah, but you started it."
30 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A police officer came to my house trying to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.
I told him, "My dog doesn't even have a bike."
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