Joke: A boss finds one of his blonde employees crying in her cubicle. He asks her what's wrong and she tells him, "My mom died!"
He tells her, "I'm sorry, you should take the rest of the day off to be with your family."
The blonde replies, "But that's not even the worse thing that happened... My sister just called, and her mom died too!"
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.