Funny Jokes

Joke: A man went to the store to buy 6 cans on Sprite. You can imagine how mad he was when he got home and discovered he had picked 7UP.

Joke: Why did the spider go to the keyboard?

Joke: Is Schrodinger's cat alive?

Joke: Why'd the man's wife think he was dreaming about writing The Lord of the Rings?

Joke: A cable installer walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 10 PM and 7 AM."