Funny Jokes

Joke: A man owns a very large farm. One night one of his employees tip him off that there are a bunch of women skinny dipping in his pond. He rushes to the pond with a bucket.

When he approaches the pond all of the young women go to the deep end. One of them yells at him, "We aren't getting out until you go away!"

He replies, "Oh I'm not here to see any of you naked, I just want to feed the alligator."

Joke: How do you get rid of an itch at home?

Joke: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Joke: A man was telling me he was thinking about opening several underground water storage facilities.

I replied, "Well, well, well."

Joke: How do you kill a dumb blonde?