Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you call somebody who sees an Apple store getting robbed?

Joke: Why was the archaeologist so sad?

Joke: What's the highest form of flattery?

Joke: An American guy goes to Europe to get laid. He takes a girl from the club back to his hotel room. After the first round he asks her, "You finish?" She shakes her no.

They go for a second time and again he asks her, "You finish?" But again she shakes her head.

They do it a third time and he is exhausted at this point. He asks her, "You finish?"

She replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?