Funny Jokes

Joke: A blonde is driving down the road and sees another blonde in the middle of a field in a rowboat paddling as hard as she can.

The blonde pulls over, runs to the edge of the field and yells "It's stupid people like you that give blondes a bad name! If I could swim I would come out there and beat you up!"

Joke: What's red and smells like blue paint?

Joke: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Joke: If there are three men in a boat with a bunch of fireworks but no lighters, what do they do?

Joke: Why does Santa have three gardens?