Funny Jokes

Joke: What do you get when a pirate drops a anchor on his foot

Joke: I always tell girls to text me when they get home... It's shocking the number of women that are homeless.

Joke: What has a bottom at its top?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?!

Joke: What's wrong with unemployment jokes?