Funny Jokes

Joke: How did the bubblegum cross the road?

Joke: Why can't toilet paper go down the sidewalk?

Joke: A man approaches a blonde woman and asks her "Do you get many blonde jokes?"

She replies "No."

The man says "That's what I thought."

Joke: Thomas was out of work with the flu for a couple of weeks. When he gets back to work his friend Joe asks him, "Hey, are you doing okay?"

Thomas replies, "It was the best!"

Joe replies, "What? Weren't you sick?"

"My wife truly loves me," Thomas explains,"Every time a delivery guy or the mailman came to the door she would run to the door yelling, 'My husband is home! My husband is home!'"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB...
*slap* The KGB will ask the questions here!