Joke: An American guy goes to Europe to get laid. He takes a girl from the club back to his hotel room. After the first round he asks her, "You finish?" She shakes her no.
They go for a second time and again he asks her, "You finish?" But again she shakes her head.
They do it a third time and he is exhausted at this point. He asks her, "You finish?"
She replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.