Funny Jokes

Joke: What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?

Joke: How is an iPad like a pirate?

Joke: What kind of trophy does the laziest person get?

Joke: A man tells the lady that takes tickets at the airport, "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami."

The lady replies, "We can't do that sir."

The man replies, "Sure you can, you did it just a week ago."