Funny Jokes

Joke: What was Oregon like before it became Oregon?

Joke: What is another name for the Periodic Table of elements?

Joke: What do you call a religious Eagle?

Joke: Three men have been given life sentences and are allowed to bring one thing for fun. The first one brings a deck of cards. He says, "I brought these to pass the time when we're bored."

The second one brings a harmonica and says, "I brought this to cheer us up when we're down."

The final man, who happened to be blond, brought tampons. The other men ask him, "What the hell did you bring those for?"

He replies, "The back says you can swim, run, and play sports with these."

Joke: What is the best way to make pants last?