Funny Jokes

Joke: How can you spot a tweeker at the grocery store?

Joke: The first twelve months of children's lives are spent teaching them to walk and talk. The next seventeen years are spent telling them to sit down and shut up!

Joke: What gets bigger every time you see your wife?

Joke: What do you call an attractive woman in New Jersey?

Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?