Joke #746

Joke: The first twelve months of children's lives are spent teaching them to walk and talk. The next seventeen years are spent telling them to sit down and shut up!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: What did the provolone say to the cheddar on picture day?

Joke: Which is richer: a lake or a river?

Joke: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Joke: How does a lion treat other animals in the jungle?