Funny Jokes

Joke: 1,000,000 seconds = approx 11.5 days Add 3 more zero's to change 1 million to 1 billion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 years. Now add 3 more zero's changing 1 billion into 1 trillion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 thousand years. Now you know.

Joke: How are blondes like snowflakes?

Joke: What is the best way to kill a hipster?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jurassic!
Jurassic who?
Jurassic man, so I brought you soup!
Jurassic = you're a sick

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...