Funny Jokes

Joke: A teacher walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have just have a soda?"

The barkeep replies, "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Joke: What did the sushi say to the bee?

Joke: how do they expel people in hogwarts?

Joke: Why do vampires have no friends?

Joke: What word start with F and ends with CK?