Funny Jokes

Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?

Joke: Did you know that everybody has a photographic memory?

Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?

Joke: How did the bubblegum cross the road?

Joke: Why did the cookie go to the hospital