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Joke: What did the green grape say to the purple one?
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Joke: Why did the TV show about the airplane never make it past the first episode?
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Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."
The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"
"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"
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Joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
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Joke: A statistician is going through security in an airport. They discover a bomb in his luggage. When they ask him about it he says "The chances a bomb are on a plane is 1/10000, but the chances that two are on the plane is 1/100000000. Just trying to be safe."
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