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Joke: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?


Punch line: A centipede on its back!


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Joke: Why was the ant so confused?


Punch line: Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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Joke: Why is tennis such a loud game?


Punch line: Because each players raises a racquet!


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Joke: Why didn't the girl take the bus home?


Punch line: Because her parents would make her take it back.


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Joke: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?


Punch line: She was caught taking a brake!


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