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Joke: Why doesn't Cleopatra every use her cellphone?


Punch line: SHE'S DEAD.


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Joke: What is the worst way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving?


Punch line: With minced... words.


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Joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?


Punch line: ...


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Joke: What does Sex and Air have in common?


Punch line: Neither of them are that big of a deal until you are not getting any.


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Joke: What do you call someone who has been up for two weeks?


Punch line: A two-weeker ( tweeker)


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