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Joke: "Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."
Punch line: "Please be quiet and comb your face."
Joke: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
Punch line: Do you believe in humans?
Joke: Why don't witches ride their brooms when they are angry?
Punch line: They are afraid of flying off the handle!
Joke: Why does a dog wag its tail?
Punch line: Because no one else will wag it for him.
Joke: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
Punch line: I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit!
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