Funny Jokes

Joke: Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

Joke: How do you know if a road worker is stealing from work?

Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?

Joke: What's green, fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.