Funny Jokes

Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!

Joke: Mrs.Lane and Mr.Lane are driving in a car and they are only allowed to turn in one lane. What lane do they turn in?

Joke: Why would a cop pull over a U-Haul?

Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Joke: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?