Funny Jokes

Joke: Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making suggestions.

Joke: 1st Man: My wife eats like a bird. 2nd Man: Really! What do you mean? 1st Man: She eats worms.

Joke: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

Joke: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Joke: What do you say when you've picked the wrong meat?