Funny Jokes

Joke: A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says "Aw, honey. You said you didn't want to have kids."

He responds "I know. Let's see them get in now."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sham!
Sham who?
Are you calling me fat?

Joke: What was Oregon like before it became Oregon?

Joke: What's the best part of working in the porn industry?

Joke: Two blondes fall into a hole in the ground. The first one says, "It sure is dark in here isn't it?"

The other blonde replies, "I don't know, I can't see."