Funny Jokes

Joke: Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Joke: What are two reasons people wear diapers?

Joke: What do you call a zebra with no stripes?

Joke: A man and a woman is out and skate, when suddently a terrible accident happens the women falls down. The man looks shoocked and says: what happened to your hands? Her : nothing im fine. Him: pew thank God for a minute there i thought you broke our dishwasher.

Joke: What's the best way to play doctor with somebody?