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Joke: What do you call an eye doctor who uses witchcraft?


Punch line: Opti-mystic.


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Joke: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?


Punch line: Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too.


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Joke: What happened to the kid who watched the sun all day to track its location?


Punch line: It dawned on him.


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Joke: Why can't you find any Walmarts in Iraq?


Punch line: There's a target on every corner.


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Joke: Two American Indians pass each other in a grocery store parking lot. The Indian going in the store asks, "Hey what do you got ?" "I got a 12 pack of beer for my old lady." The Indian that is leaving answers.Then the Indian going in the store smiles, hits his hand on his chest and points at the other Indian and says, "Good Trade !"


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