Funny Jokes

Joke: Two American Indians pass each other in a grocery store parking lot. The Indian going in the store asks, "Hey what do you got ?" "I got a 12 pack of beer for my old lady." The Indian that is leaving answers.Then the Indian going in the store smiles, hits his hand on his chest and points at the other Indian and says, "Good Trade !"

Joke: How can you spot a tweeker at the grocery store?

Joke: What do you call someone who has been up for two weeks?

Joke: What would happen if ( say the name of some known tweeker town) "some-town-name" burnt down?

Joke: What is the slowest thing in the world?