Funny Jokes

Joke: 1,000,000 seconds = approx 11.5 days Add 3 more zero's to change 1 million to 1 billion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 years. Now add 3 more zero's changing 1 billion into 1 trillion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 thousand years. Now you know.

Joke: He ran over himself.

Joke: He had this one night stand.

Joke: A man was at a court law. The judge asked him, ¨why did you do a U turn when you know that it is against the law?¨

Joke: Why did the bank robber go to jail?