Funny Jokes

Joke: The apostle Paul went to great lengths to spread the Gospel -- he even went so far as to open a sandwich shop in Greece to help get the message out. Can you guess what he named the shop?

Joke: Which stores have the most attractive baggers?

Joke: Why couldn't the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

Joke: What is faster than Egypt ?

Joke: In English class, a girl works hard on a writing assignment. But at the end of class, she recieves an F for in-completion. Why?