Funny Jokes

Joke: What is faster than Egypt ?

Joke: In English class, a girl works hard on a writing assignment. But at the end of class, she recieves an F for in-completion. Why?

Joke: What did the female scientist say, when the male scientist showed her pictures of a "new" planet?

Joke: What do you call a barbie in a line? A barbiequeue!

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?