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By jena

Joke: Can I have a hair-cut, please?


Punch line: Certainly, which one!?


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Nascar


Punch line: As in "My uncle Pete sure has a Nascar." **(nice car)


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Cauterize


Punch line: As in "I knew Billie Sue wud marry me the moment I cauterize". **(caught her eyes)


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Tumor


Punch line: As in "Not one more but tumor". **(two more)


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Defense


Punch line: As in "Me and my cousin Ernie was running from de law and we had to jump over defense." **(the fence)


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