Funny Jokes

Joke: What is 50 cent known as in Zimbabwe?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?!

Joke: A man comes home after being out all night. When he arrives home his wife is glaring at him. She asks him, "Why did you decide to show up at 6 in the morning?"

The man stumbles a bit, and replies "I want some breakfast."

Joke: What's the best part of two antennas getting married?

Joke: What does a vampire that drinks his own blood say?