Funny Jokes

Joke: A boss was complaining in a staff meeting one day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

Joke: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Joke: Why did the hipster burn his lips?

Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?

Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?