Funny Jokes

Joke: If your wife and lawyer are dangling off of a cliff, what choice do you have?

Joke: What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?

Joke: A woman says to her husband, "I'm sick of you pushing me around and talking behind my back!"

The husband replies, "But honey, your wheelchair!"

Joke: What's green, fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree?

Joke: Why do stupid people use big words when they don't know what it means?