Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a window.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!