Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, Sam's Club was forced to stop selling things in bulk.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.

Joke: Yo mama is so old, when the baby bit her breasts, milk powder came out.