Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, duck throw her bread!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even blind people can look at her.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, the computer told her to "Press any key" and she searched for the 'any' key for hours before giving up.