Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, duck throw her bread!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make several trips!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe I asked her "Did you lose a shoe?" She told me "No, I found one!"

Joke: Yo mama's like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.