Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she crushed me with her shadow.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the sofa!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even a calender would give her a date.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"