Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away the W's.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"