Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: To mama so ugly she made the onions cry!

Joke: Yo mama is such a slut, when people address her as Staff Sergeant, what they mean is that everyone "staffs" her!

Joke: Yo mama is so old, when the baby bit her breasts, milk powder came out.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."