Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a window.