Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: To mama so ugly she made the onions cry!

Joke: Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach activists showed up to push her back into the ocean!

Joke: Yo mama is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.