Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pond trying to saver her reflection.

Joke: yo mama is so fat, they use her as a map in call of duty!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!