Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her belt loops have mile markers.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued."

Joke: Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Joke: yo mama is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up!